Iron Fist – Dragon Plays With Fire (Review) - Crossed out.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Me: Hey look, it's Nic Cage!
Me: Oh you know, the guy from all those movies?
O.P: The one with the shotgun?
Me: No, that's professional that guy David Morse! The other one.
O.P: You mean the one that looks like Billy Ray Cyrus mated with an orangutan?
Me: Ummmm... yeah. But I swear he wasn't always that way. He used to be a proper actor who picked good roles and made films that were exciting and intriguing.
O.P: Wait, I know who he is now!
Me: Awesome! I take you know him from Face -
O.P: He was the dude from that scene with the bear!
Me: ...Off. Oh I give up, what's the point?
Biutiful: I take it this is not the James Blunt documentary I've been waiting for?
Kaboom: I take your Kaboom and raise you two Kapows! Take that veil efforts at mimicry of a comic book.
Waiting City: *shrug* Yeah, I've never of it either.
Passion Play: Make that a double.
American Graffiti (blu-ray): The proof you've been waiting your whole life for, at last! Proof that George Lucas wasn't always an evil DJ beating the same broken record to death.
Stanley Kubrick: Limited Edition Collection (Blu-Ray): Spartacus, Lolita, Strangelove, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Eyes Wide Shut. All blu-ray. All for roughly $100 bucks. Excuse me, I need a change of pants.
Once Upon a Time in the West (Blu-Ray): No, those aren't tears in my eyes, I swear!
Well, that's all from me folks. Enjoy your day and happy hunting!