Did you know that if coconuts and grass skirts were combined with centaurs you'd have the most awesome luau in the history of the universe?
Just keep that in mind next time you plan yours. O.k.?
Clash of the Titans: RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Currently available to ride at Sea World! You know, I imagine release the kraken becoming the world's worst euphemism. Instant buzz kill, and one that shall forever shame those who use it. Now, excuse me while I go pet the zebra. Did I just make that up? Yep. Does it mean anything? *shrug* Good luck with this one.
Repo Men: Hello, we'd like your artificial kidney. But instead of doing something normal, we'd like to jazz it up a bit. Throw in an assassin spin. Maybe some overproducing testosterone tough guys, and see what happens. Now, I know this may hurt, and will probably kill you (assassin's don't always make for the best doctors), but it's better than us hiring real doctors! So, good bye. Oh, and review up for this on Thursday.
Operation Endgame: I seldom do commentary for straight to DVD movies but with a cast list that includes Maggie Q, Ving Rhames, Ellen Barkin, and Odette Yustman (among others including Zach Galifianakis, Rob Corddry, and Emilie De Ravin) I figured I might as well take a peak at it some point down the road.... though I have an odd feeling I'll forget all about it in about 10 minutes.
Other Releases: Ip Man, Batman: Under the Hood, The Art of the Steal, Don't Look Up
Rambo: The Complete Collector's Set (blu-ray): Who needs anything else when you have four cheesetastic Rambo adventures? It's almost like Christmas everyday!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (blu-ray): Now here's something of interest. Ang Lee's 2000 visual masterpiece making the blu-ray transition? Definitely enough to peak my interest. Shall have to hunt down someone with a blu-ray player, and check it out!
Happy DVD hunting!
Iron Fist – Dragon Plays With Fire (Review) - Crossed out.