Great Scott Robin there's a crap-load of DVD's coming out this week!
(who are you calling Robin? there's nobody here....)
MY GOD! There's nobody here!? Where did they all go? Moments ago I could have sworn... wait a second. *pulls back curtain*
BLUE SCREEN!!?!?!? DAMN YOU JAMES CAMERON!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar: Technically coming out on Thursday (because they're apparently too good for tuesday - douches), this modestly successful *cough* film will reach into the world once more. Only to reach again in November with a monster set. Then next year sometime with a 3D version. Oh and probably a director's cut or two along the way. You know what, screw it. This DVD is pulling an LOTR and I'm not having it! That's right I'm not going to buy the Avatar DVD (*quick cancel the pre-order!*). My Review
Crazy Heart: You know what would make this movie better, a dash. That's right. Can you imagine it? Crazy-Heart! Why? Well, two reasons, 1) The movie is Crazy but lacks Heart, hence - Heart (if you don't understand buy a calculator) and 2) I have an obsession with dashes. Don't ask why, it's a me thing. The day I meet a Kurosawa, anime, and war film loving girl with a dash in her name, it'll be the wedding chapel for me I swear! :P. My review.
The Lovely Bones: Not even a well placed dash could save this jumble mess. It's the kind of film you watch and go "what the hell happened" (very subtle Steve McQueen reference, can you guess it?). It's as if all the talent involved just forgot how to put a solid effort together. Let's be honest we all saw Tucci's ashamed face as the Oscars. He deserved a nom, just for a better performance. My Review.
The Young Victoria: I have an admission to make, I'm a sucker for romances. But at the same time period romances seldom do it for me (too much clothing, not enough heart). Alas I was sucked in by this film, and will not make fun of it because it needs your views! One of the best movies you didn't see last year (and a multi-LiE award winner)! My Review.
Other Releases: Mammoth, The Horse Boy, Peacock, 44 Inch Chest, Deadly Impact, and Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This
Nothing I know anything about. I'll leave you to your own commenting skills to let me know!
That's going to do it everybody. Remember, don't tip your waiter, it'll only go to their head.
Iron Fist – Dragon Plays With Fire (Review) - Crossed out.