Hello everyone, Inspector Ryan here (smoking pipe, top hat, magnifying glass, and all) ready to once again shine the light on a criminal of the cinematic world. Last time out we looked the infamous duo known only as The Wibberlys, and their horrible attempts at family films. This time I fear we have a far worse criminal on our hands. Not only did this individual marry Milla Jovovich, he's created some of the most awful films ever to disgrace the screen.Case #2:
Criminal: Paul W.S. Anderson
Occupation: Director/Producer/Writer
Crimes: 14 years of crimes against cinema, and the hijacking of names of quality directors!
Evidence A: His name closely resembles that of Wes Anderson, and Paul Thomas Anderson.
Evidence B:
Pandorum (producer)
Death Race (director/producer/writer)
Resident Evil: Extinction (producer/writer)
The Dark (producer)
Alien vs. Predator (director/writer)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (writer/producer)
DOA: Dead or Alive (producer)
Resident Evil (director/writer/producer)
Soldier (director)
Mortal Kombat (director)
Shopping (director/writer)
Remember, you're the jury, is the man innocent or guilty? Make your claim!
2 better thoughts:
Definitely guilty. "Event Horizon" is underrated and perhaps if that didn't get killed critically everything would have gone differently for the guy. But the rest of his stuff is barely a step up from "straight to DVD" crap.
"DOA Dead or Alive" was an excellent and highly entertaining movie in its genre. And plus it was a visual treat. And plus it starred Serbian beauty Holly Valance :) And plus W.S.Anderson has married another Serbian beauty Milla Jovovich, so you really can't be harsh on him :))
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