Saturday, April 9, 2011

If Only....

... I was this awesome

... I was this cool

... I was this smooth

 ... I was this talented

... I was this confident and steadfast

... I was this - ummmm - overtly good looking but tough and yet still appreciably down to earth in a swashbuckingly sort of way?


Perhaps then, I'd understand what it's like to be a proper legend. Until then, I'm more than happy to settle for being a man who feels nothing but admiration.

11 better thoughts:

MovieNut14 said...

Do I detect a tone of jealously towards Mr. Flynn?

Lesya said...

Love the post.

MP said...

Totally agree!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Who says you're not any of those things?

Castor said...

You forgot my picture! ;)

Univarn said...

@MovieNut Envy, not jealously :)

@Lesya Thanks!

@Michael Who wouldn't?

@Alex If they did I would have to file a complaint with the police.

@Castor No I didn't. Aren't you the last guy? :P

Stevee Taylor said...

Aw, this post is cute.

Simon said...

Obviously, this person you've created is a god among men. Congratulations, now we all have to feel like shit.

I've always thought you were swashbuckling.

Mette said...

Everyone has some good qualities as well, don't be sad :D

Univarn said...

@Stevee Damn, this post was meant to be intellectually stimulating, not cute. Excuse me while I go do something manly like punching a badger to prove how uncute I am.

@Simon Why would you have to feel like shit? Do you often find yourself being compared to men? If so, I do greatly apologize for that, but I swear it wasn't I who did it!

@Lime Of course I have good qualities, but like any greedy man I want those that I do not possess more so than the ones I have. It is a trying and turbulent world.

Simon said...

THIS MYTHICAL PERSON TRANSCENDS GENDER GAHD.

Nobody gets me...

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