Me: "23 years young :P"
You: "Awesome, so what are you going to do for your birthday!?"
Me: "Well, I'm going to do a special post for you all."
You: "What is it?!?"
Me: "My top 23 random dreams. Here we go!!!!"
- Bitch slap King Kong while Wayne Brady and Dave Chapelle film it.
- Find the current cast of Melrose Place, ask stranger for autograph in front of them.
- Find a salad that doesn't taste like flavored grass.
- Create a neck bolted chicken in a conspicuous lab. Evil laugh optional.
- Host a celebrity reality TV show, ask all contestants: "who are you?"
- Run in a marathon backwards.
- Find a panda bear who can talk, make millions selling tickets.
- Bring about world peace through the use of skittles and William Hung.
- Get a pet king cobra, walk around downtown with it around my neck.
- Fly around the world, land nowhere.
- Get on Mythbusters, blow something up... (too unoriginal?).
- Wear Mutton Chops with the Snidely Whiplash mustache. Judge all other people.
- Meet Oprah, ask her to play a game of Badminton.
- Ride a camel through Canada. Complain about lack of sand.
- Do 100 jumping jacks while talking to someone named Jack.
- Fly to Japan. Get off plane. Yell out "This is bull**** my anime lied to me!"
- Start a boy band with Godzilla and Matthew Broderick. Title us: Misunderstood Lovers.
- Learn to Polka dance. Never do.
- Take Army of One serious, invade Bahamas, claim self King. Retire.
- Polish someone who is Polish.
- Find real life use for the sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (yes, that's a real sentence).
- Become ringmaster of a Flea Circus. Travel around the world via giant Dog.
- Win the lottery. Donate most of winnings to Charity. Invest rest in my fellow bloggers.
Cya all tomorrow ;)