What happens when super ninjas of doom team up with alien camels?
Well, you get one hell of a movie, that's what!!!! But nooooo, nobody wants to make my movie. Instead we get a bunch of other bland, uninspired, material. And I have to say I've just about had enough!
Dear Hollywood, I WANT MY SUPER NINJAS AND ALIEN CAMELS NOW!
p.s. Is it too much to ask for a leprechaun musical as well?
Date Night: Steve Carell and Tina Fey. You know, this may be the first time in a while I've seen a couple in a Hollywood film, I don't have to stretch my imagination to buy into. Way to go Hollywood for the pairing. Now, I wonder, if they can pull it off. Despite some great work here and there, both have a tendency to waddle in mediocrity for long periods of time. Let me know everyone!
Letters to God: Greg Kinnear in this? No? It's not a sequel to Dear God!? WHAT!? This is some Bull. I'm calling for a boycott! Whose with me!?
The Square: My plan: To combine the films The Square and The Box. Combine them with Cube. And create the most complex Geometrical film ever!!!! I lay claim to this victory now.
After.Life: Ok, so. Christina Ricci's a ghost. Liam Neeson is a mortician who can talk to her. And Justin Long is happy to be getting work. I think I summed that up about right, anything I'm missing?
Really, not a lot coming out this week. I recommend if you haven't seen How to Train Your Dragon already, just go ahead and do that instead.
Eggsy Returns In The First Trailer For ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ - [image: Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Taron Egerton][image: Eggsy Returns In The First Trailer For ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’] No one could’ve gues...