Friday, April 9, 2010

Obligatory Weekend Movie Post #25

What happens when super ninjas of doom team up with alien camels?

Well, you get one hell of a movie, that's what!!!! But nooooo, nobody wants to make my movie. Instead we get a bunch of other bland, uninspired, material. And I have to say I've just about had enough!

Dear Hollywood, I WANT MY SUPER NINJAS AND ALIEN CAMELS NOW!

Sincerely yours,

Uni.

p.s. Is it too much to ask for a leprechaun musical as well?

Wide Releases:

Date Night: Steve Carell and Tina Fey. You know, this may be the first time in a while I've seen a couple in a Hollywood film, I don't have to stretch my imagination to buy into. Way to go Hollywood for the pairing. Now, I wonder, if they can pull it off. Despite some great work here and there, both have a tendency to waddle in mediocrity for long periods of time. Let me know everyone!

Letters to God: Greg Kinnear in this? No? It's not a sequel to Dear God!? WHAT!? This is some Bull. I'm calling for a boycott! Whose with me!?

Limited Release:

The Square: My plan: To combine the films The Square and The Box. Combine them with Cube. And create the most complex Geometrical film ever!!!! I lay claim to this victory now.

After.Life: Ok, so. Christina Ricci's a ghost. Liam Neeson is a mortician who can talk to her. And Justin Long is happy to be getting work. I think I summed that up about right, anything I'm missing?


Really, not a lot coming out this week. I recommend if you haven't seen How to Train Your Dragon already, just go ahead and do that instead.

4 better thoughts:

Castor said...

Looking forward to Date Night although both seem to be doing what they usually do anyway

TheAnswerMVP2001 said...

Pass... pass...

My 2010 viewing looks like this:
The Losers - April
Iron Man 2 - May
Robin Hood - May
The Next Three Days - Nov

Dreher Bear (...Where The Buffalo Roam) said...

My prediction is that Date Night is going to do big this weekend (box-office wise). I'm going to check it out when it comes out on DVD though.

Univarn said...

@Castor Good luck!

@MVP The Losers looks like a late night DVD rental. I'm with yah on Iron Man 2 and Robin Hood. Have to look up Next Three Days, haven't heard of it.

@Dreher Thanks for commenting. It had a good friday night ($9.3mil), so I won't go doubting you there. But, yeah it does look like a DVD rental too me.

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