Friday, September 11, 2009

Weekend Outlook: Stay Inside



So, just like everyone else I'm going to give you some tid bits one the films you got to watch this weekend.... To be honest just a quick glance over the films being released this weekend you should be able to tell... it's not really worth the time or money to go out and see them. So here's my breakdown, based on early and peer reviews of the films opening this weekend.

9: Watch once, review, nap.

Whiteout: Better seen during a blackout.

I Can Do Bad All By Myself: The most appropriately named film of the year.

Sorority Row: To be followed by the porn spinoff; Sorority Screw, both of which will feature girls in skimpy clothes with no acting talent being put into situations over their heads.

My Weekend Recommendation: Stay Inside.

Re-watch a favorite movie, see the Gladiator Extended Cut, watch one of those "classics" you've never seen, or just tune into TCM for the weekend, because there's nothing going to the theater worth the kind of money you'd have to spend to see it. Likely to be another dud box office weekend as well, expect to see another $12-15m taking the top spot before falling off into oblivion. If you haven't seen D9 yet go ahead and get that watched.



*Note: These are based on the films being released in the US this week, I have not seen any of these films so the opinions stated are entirely based on general critic consensus (from Rotten Tomatoes, Meta Critic, and early-reviews from fellow bloggers).

Enjoy your weekend everyone! Numbers 94 and 93 on my top 100, Million Dollar Baby and Memento respectively, to be reviewed later today!

3 better thoughts:

TheAnswerMVP2001 said...

I'll be seeing Whiteout tomorrow morning, so we shall see. If it's Underworld quality, I'll be happy.

Univarn said...

Well I hope yah get your money's worth out of it cs :)

TheAnswerMVP2001 said...

I'm only seeing it because I'm a big Beckinsale fan, plus it at least promises to be campy if nothing else. Only $6.50 for the morning show, I think I'll have fun.

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