Thursday, March 8, 2012

What Tax Dollars Ought To Be Spent On

In this day and age of volatile discussion over taxation and appropriate use of tax money, I feel it is time for me to speak up. To take a side and let my voice be heard. I would like to nominate that from here on out all tax dollars be spent towards.... Vampire Hunting.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have a dream. Well, technically a nightmare, but either way I was in an unconscious state. And besides, what good is education, environment, and the like if we all turn into the Cullens? I don't know about you but that's not an America I would want to live in.

So please join me in helping pave the way for a brighter tomorrow. One not governed by darkness, but rather embraces the light!

This blog post has been paid for by The American Association of Vampire Hunters For a Better America

5 better thoughts:

Dave Enkosky said...

I see you've been bought off by the vampire lobby. Yes, let's put all our money towards fighting vampires when the real problem is goblins.

NeverTooEarlyMP said...

Ha! Love this. I probably won't end up seeing this film, precisely for the absurdity that you point out here.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I'd vote for that!

Sam Fragoso said...

I'll have what you're having.

Ruth said...

Vampire hunters FTW!!

P.S. I don't think the Cullens will stand a chance against Mr. Lincoln.

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