Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Dear god, please don't look. Run away! Flee while you still can. Don't worry about me, I'm lost now. The eternal abyss has me. There's no way out. Fly! Fly while you still can!
Sucker Punch: In other words - the feeling every audience member felt as soon as the credits roll.
Beastly: Hey, pretty and rich people have feelings too... but only when they're ugly and poor. Nice try Hollywood, you can't sneak that turd past the ol' Uni.
Season of the Witch: Season 2 was so much better than Season 1. *faux snob effort to relate to this movie*
The Warrior's Way: To make scrambled eggs! First, you whip out your sword, perform a downward slice across the egg, jump the kick the yolk into a pan you've you placed on an oven over fifty feet away. Then, using only your chi send an onslaught of careful timed, and organized waves of air at the pan, stirring the eggs in the process (be careful not to spill them). Allow the eggs to cool off befor finally using your grappling hook to grab the pan and whip it in your direction. Make out with Kate Boseworth, high five Geoffrey Rush, and bon appetite.
Barney's Version: Thank god for this or you'd find me in the dumpster, eating trash and begging the gods for a way out.
Lord of the Rings - Extended Edition Trilogy (Blu-Ray Box Set): You tease to me far too much, blu-ray, but I shall not bend to your demands!
Dawn of the Dead (Blu-Ray, Director's Cut): Will this be one of those films we watch alongside 300 years from now for a 'two-film directors that could have been' marathon? Could team it up with Sixth Sense and Unbreakable.
Well, that about does it folks. Enjoy your Tuesday and, as always, happy hunting!