Back from vacation and sexier than ever. Sunburned and Tan, the true markings of sex appeal. Ladies hold on to your undies, Uni's on the prowl.... As it just occurs to me that by saying that I have decreased the likelihood of me having another relationship anytime soon by 50000%.
Sex and the City 2: LADIES AND...... SOME... FEW... A COUPLE... GENTLEMEN IT'S FINALLY BACK! That's right all your hopes and dreams have been fulfilled. At 2 hours and 20+ minutes the fab 4 are bringing you more clothes, more cameos, and sand. Yeah, I'm not sure what the hell is going on either. You see no matter how god awful this thing is, we can be thankful for one thing. Men seeking to look older can simply watch this, because, by the time it's over, they'll have aged 30 years.
Princes of Persia: Sands of Time: Gemma Arterton - *picks petal* She loves me. *picks petal* She loves me not. *picks petal* She doesn't know me. Wait, this is getting too complicated. Instead how about I just say this - PoPSoT looks like the kind of movie you watch because there's nothing else to do, and your medication hasn't kicked in yet. Think degenerate cousin of Pirates of the Caribbean, with a falsetto Tomb Raider reverse put in. I'll probably watch it eventually, but I'm thinking rental right now.
Micmacs: Jean-Pierre Jeunet, I rest my case. Oh, right, my case is that this movie is definitely high on the must see list. If it isn't on your list you should repent, ask why you're flawed, and carry on about your business. Or just rent Amelie, and A Very Long Engagement and catch up on what you've been missing. Note: if you rent Alien: Resurrection and judge him off of that, I'll have to give you 3 *tsks* and a *boo*!
Survival of the Dead: Or as it shall be known from here on out: Survival of the Series. I love the original Night of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead is just amazing character-zombie crossover. And even Day of the Dead, and Land of the Dead, weren't too bad. But these days it seems like Romero is forcing the creative juices for cheapo films only the extreme of loyal fans watch. Take a few years Romero, we will wait!
As a side note: Breathless, the famous 1960 Jean-Luc Godard film is also getting a limited re-release. My opinion: good, but not run out to see in theater good.
Alright ladies and gents, glad to be back, can't wait to spend a weekend catching up on all the posts you've done. Till then, ciao!
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