Worst Film Ever Made, And You Made It!?

Let's say you're an up and coming grunt working at one of the biggest studios in all of Los Angeles. You're boss comes down from his high and mighty office, and tells you this is your big break... he wants you to make the worst film of all time!

The plan: To make a movie so incredibly bad, every person on the planet will have to see it just to believe it is actually that bad.

You do your research (watch The Producers original and remake countless times), and you decide making the worst film ever a success is actually possible! You take the job, and you're on your way.

Your job: You must put together a team of filmmakers, anyone you like (living preferably), and create something so awful people will have to see it to believe it.

Requirements:
1 Executive Producer
1 Director (Not Uwe Boll, some creativity necessary :P)
2 Writers
2 Stars (1 male 1 female)
4 Co-Stars (2 male 2 female)
1 Composer

Optional:
Film Title
Film Tagline
Brief (one to two sentence) plot description

Make your picks!
*be sure you avoid stealing an already made film :P

The Prize: I wish I could give away a prize (poor college student remember), it would be nice... you'll have to settle for endless praise from me!

Anyways I'm just curious to see what all people could put together, and I hope some of you all are willing to participate. Either way hope you enjoy, I'll have my picks up later! :)